{"id":164,"date":"2021-04-11T13:25:13","date_gmt":"2021-04-11T18:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keet.gq\/home\/?page_id=164"},"modified":"2026-02-19T20:25:46","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T01:25:46","slug":"faq","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/?page_id=164","title":{"rendered":"<center> FAQ <\/center>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Frequently Asked Questions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. What is this site for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. &nbsp;It is a work of surrealist digital art initially perpetrated by Keet Williams and perpetuated by various contributors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Who is Squishypuff?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Squishypuff is a fictional marshmallow creature of ambiguous appearance, gender, and species who is the central character of Keet Williams\u2019 seminal work <em>Squishypuff Stories<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q.Who is Keet Williams?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Mr. Williams, despite being the creator of beloved Squishypuff Stories, is a private citizen and does not appreciate your prying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Why is Squishpuff fanfiction being written?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Squishypuff is a beloved character and natural fodder for fanfiction<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Where are the \u2018Amazing ISOs\u2019?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Only a nark asks stuff like this. Sorry Nintendo, we\u2019ll never tell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. What are the \u2018legacy pages\u2019 for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. We are not at liberty to disclose this information.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Why is the privacy policy mostly composed of Moby Dick passages?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. This is considered best practice in legal documents. Privacy policies without passages such as these were rushed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. What happened to keet.gq?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. keet.gq (the former site to keet.one) was closed down due to an unfortunate battle with the nameserver provider. Although the keet.gq name will be missed, the new site has been treated to a fresh redesign and new content!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frequently Asked Questions: Q. What is this site for? A. &nbsp;It is a work of surrealist digital art initially perpetrated<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/?page_id=164\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><center> FAQ <\/center><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"template-full.php","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":430,"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164\/revisions\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keet.one\/home\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}