Squishy Puff Stories

Squishy puff stories:

CHAPTER 1

Squishy puff gets married

One day squishy puff was out kissing more of those silly people but I think I should tell you about one of the people that he kissed that day. His name was, cooparono. He was a very fat man indeed! Now your probably wondering why squishy puff chose this man out of all of the other men in the world? Well it was because this man loved marshmallows and hoped to marry one some day, and squishy puff was very happy about that. The reason squishy puff was Kissing this man was because you guessed it they were getting married! So in the future they did get married but one thing did go just little bit wrong when they were getting married and kissed the man named cooparono, cooparono decided that squishy puff tasted good so he ate squishy puff right in front of everybody that came to the wedding. And squishy puff lived happily ever after… Well at least Cooparono did with a full tummy.

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CHAPTER 2

Squishy Puff Gets Out

As you all know last time squishy puff got swallowed by her so called “Husband” but there is good news to that too. Squishy puff climbed out of her husbands mouth while he was sleeping and then when he woke up squishy puff made the man eat a poison cake. In three days he was dead. And so squishy puff set off to look for a new husband. In fact since squishy puff was so dumb, she married her old husbands spirit. Now, not knowing that it was this mans spirit was a pretty bad thing because since that man married squishy puff he was going to get back at her for making him eat that silly poison cake. So squishy puff got married to the fat mans spirit but after that the fat mans spirit offered squishy puff a marshmallow to fatten him up like himself. So squishy puff ate the marshmallow and the fat mans spirit decided that he would cut squishy puffs head off to get back at her. So when squishy puff woke up he started chasing her around with an axe. So squishy puff slipped into the nearest telephone booth without the mans spirit seeing her and called the ghost busters to come and grind up the fat mans spirit with their ghost grinding equipment to get rid of this mans spirit once and for all. So in the end the ghost busters grinned up the mans spirit, squishy puff paid the ghost busters 100 dollars for saving his life. after that the fat man (or his spirit) were never seen of again.

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CHAPTER 3

The Vacuum Cleaner

So in the last story, squishy puff got rid of that fat man that was supposed to be squishy puffs husband. well squishy puff fell in love with one of the ghost busters and then they got married. Now most people thought that squishy puff was going to get into some big trouble again but luckily they were wrong about that, what really happened was when they got married is the ghost buster who’s name was actually jugerveet, accidentally sucked squishy puff up with his vacuum cleaner. We don’t actually know what happened to squishy puff but I’m sure that we will find out soon.

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Chapter 4

Squishy Kind Of Gets Out

So as we all know in the last story squishy puff got sucked into Jugerveets vacuum cleaner and in this story we found out what happened to squishy puff. When Jugerveet opened the vacuum bag he found out that squishy puff had just got sucked through the hose and then expanded inside the vacuum again and soaked up all the dirt inside the vacuum and then was a very dirty marshmallow. Anyway squishy puff got out took a shower and went to bed. The next morning squishy puff brushed her teeth and then went downstairs to make breakfast for Jugerveet who was a late sleeper and there son who had just been born. Now squishy puff didn’t have any ketchup so she had to draw blood from her husband for the ketchup. Her husband,of course didn’t care as far as love goes but he did get a little bit scared when she pulled out the needle. The needle itself was 3feet long and the blood compartment was 2feet long. Squishy puff explained why it was so big and said, all the better for more ketchup!

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Chapter 5

The blood extraction

Squishy puff told her husband that it would be just fine and her husband believed her but was still scared. He asked her if he could go get his teddy bear to calm him. She said yes so he went and got it and came back downstairs and shut his eyes while squishy puff did the extraction. It took about an hour just for squishy puff to figure out how to use the needle. By then her husband had fallen asleep. This was good since he was super scared before. As squishy puff did the extraction, Their son woke up. He came downstairs and asked squishy puff why there was red stuff coming out of his dad. Squishy puff explained and quickly said, well there’s a shortage on ketchup so we have to get some from your dad. Ok said squishy puffs son and walked into the living room to play Minecraft. When squishy puff was done her husband woke up. Time for breakfast! Said squishy puff. They had a lovely breakfast with pancakes, sausage, and hash browns. Then Their son said, I like daddy’s natural ketchup better than the kind we get at the store! Can we use this kind all the time? Squishy puff replied and said, no I’m afraid not your dad is still shaken up about the blood extraction today. After breakfast jugerveet said, we should go somewhere, it’s getting boring in this household. Ok said squishy puff lets go to the zoo! And they all agreed.

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Chapter 6

The zoo

Once they were all in the car, they drove to the zoo. At the zoo they decided to go and see the lions first. At the lion cage squishy puff decided that she wanted to get a better look, so she climbed over the fence and stared a lion right in the face until it woke up. When it woke up it was a little bit confused but one thing was for sure… It was hungry! It didn’t know what or who squishy puff was, but it did know one thing…squishy puff smelled like food! So in one second flat it gobbled up squishy puff in one gulp. Now squishy puffs husband had seen all of this so he decided that he had better save her because after all, what is the point of love if you don’t at one point get to sacrifice your life for the person you love? So he climbed into the lion cage found a bone that the lions liked to chew on and knocked out the lion that ate squishy puff with it. After he knocked the lion out, he opened its mouth and stepped inside. It surprisingly wasn’t very dark! Once he found squishy puff he said hello squishy puff I’ve missed you! All squishy puff said in reply was, shut up I’m busy! The reason she said this was because she was playing Minecraft the whole time. Then she happened to look up and see Jugerveet standing there. Oh sorry about what I said to you, but you are probably right we should go. So after they got out they decided to go home because they had had enough of the zoo for one day.

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Chapter 7

Squishy puff accidentally kills her Husband

While squishy puff was driving home that night, she was just about to make a right turn and then WHAM! She ran into a semi and got her whole family badly injured! After awhile squishy puff and her family started feeling faint then they fainted. When they woke up in the hospital squishy puff and her son were done with their surgery. They asked the surgeon if they could go check on their dad/husband and he said yes. When they got into his room though he was dead. Oh well. Said squishy puff, I guess we will just have to look for a new husband won’t we son. So they walked out out of the hospital with the doctors and nurses staring at them like they were crazy…which they were.

The End