We have gotten reports of a dangerous criminal on the loose! He goes by the name “Banana Man #2.” Although we’re not exactly sure what happened the banana man #1, all we know currently is that #2 has been flashing his “private area” to people all around the city. The odd thing is, he seems to consist of one very large dick covered by yellow skin. The only suggestion we currently have for why his skin may be yellow is liver failure. As you can see in this photo caught by a passer by earlier today, he is not a person you’ll want to interact with on the street.
Watch closely for this man as he is one of the most wanted men in the USA currently for his flashing antics and his killing of people around Los Angeles, cause of death normally is being bitten to death with freakishly large teeth, so even though you may hope for your death to be quick if you come in contact with this man, you’ll be out of luck.